Now that everyone has read up on the best way to optimize their brain, it is time for the good ol' Friday fun time. Forget the optimization for a minute or two, or a couple hours, and do what all of us have been wanting to do for some time. Midget Tossing.

Here at qball.org, we have had an intern position open for several months. One of the requirements for this position is that the new hire must be no taller than 3 feet. There are several other prerequisites, such as clown clothing and a plethora of lollipops, but we won't go into details, all of that is posted on monster.com

In the meantime, until the position is filled and we can perform some real Midget Tossing, we will have to live with a wonderful simulation of Midget Tossing. A loyal reader passed along this wonderful click, knowing we would not be able to pass up the fun of tossing midgets at moving targets.

We know that within minutes of our posted high score, some individual will try to out perform us. Therefore, we are claiming right now that no one can beat our score of 7,454. Simply unbeatable! We know other will try, and the addictive game play will draw most of them in for hours. However, in the end our score will be the best for this "little" game. An advantage of spending a significant amount of time Midget Tossing is the music. It only took us about an hour to know every note, lyric, and key of Randy Newman's Short People song. Let us hope we never hear that song again (until we hire an actual midget).

You can't help but to smile as you toss helpless midgets over a cliff into a bucket being moved around by other hyper midgets. What more can you ask for on a slow day of work? Well, you can't ask for anymore from us - we are spent. Plus, the weekend is here and we do not get overtime for extra hours. Time to clock out, our advice advisors suggest you should too.